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作者: nori229 (吱雞吱) 看板: ZiBaoBao
標題: [轉錄] English Lesson
時間: Sun Apr 20 00:03:42 2008

有些還挺好笑的

女人的還挺中肯

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

作者  topchris (美食搜尋者)                                  看板  fjumonkey
標題  Re: [轉錄][轉錄][轉錄][分享] English Lesson (真 …
時間  Wed Apr 23 11:04:49 2008
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手癢覺得有些翻譯成情境中文會很有趣XD

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

3. Maybe = No
    男人：「我有機會嗎？」
    女人：『也許吧~』 = 哩去甲賽啦!
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    我覺得我們需要溝通一下=  哩準備災死啊...(￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    男人：「老婆我要去老王家摸個兩圈~」
    女人：『喔好啊~去吧』 = 你有種就不要給我出門
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    男人：「老婆我要去老王家看球賽」
    老婆：『好啊~想幹麼就去吧』 = 你晚上回來就準備跪鍵盤
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
    男人：「你是不是心情不好?
    女人：『沒啊~我沒心情不好』 = 幹~廢話  我心情當然在不好  你是白痴喔?
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
    女人：『常常這樣談心不是很好嗎?』 = 你整天想的就只有推炮嗎?"